She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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