Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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