Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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