I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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