And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Come on in and take your pants off
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