of course. lets lasso hookers.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I still have a little drunk in my system
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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