Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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