windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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