It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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