I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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