no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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