he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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