I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm both gender and math confused
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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