I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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