Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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