she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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