marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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