i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
