It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
