What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
