Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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