READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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