Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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