he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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