i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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