we're blogging at a bar
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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