Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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