38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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