So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
She announced her abortion via fbk
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
