Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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