I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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