I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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