This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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