i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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