My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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