I got chris browned last night
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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