I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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