After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
How does it feel to date your dad?
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