His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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