Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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