you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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