In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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