he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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