We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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