Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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