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I wanna passion pit in your ass
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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