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(270): View more from Kentucky

possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.

(618): View more from Illinois

I'm rooting for #1.

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(214): View more from Texas

I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.

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(713): View more from Texas

Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

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(410): View more from Maryland

just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.

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