Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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