I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Less talking, more tequila
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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