Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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