Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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